The 3rd and final season of Star Trek’s Picard premieres this month. Other highlights include Mean Girls, the best comedy of all-time, and That Girl Lay Lay (Season 1). Speaking of Nickelodeon shows, something interesting to note: THE LOUD HOUSE (Season 5) arrived in full in January.

This marks “only” 7 months between the finale and streaming. This is the fastest arrival of Nickelodeon / MTV / VH1 series since Paramount+ launched. Does this mean their horrible windowing is finally going away? Uh, well, if you look at this month’s schedule, no. Back to 1.5 year wait for shows that aired in the USA. But things might be changing by the end of the year unless they made a mistake and dropped more episodes than they meant to. Sadly, with the following shows not even streaming yet, we’ve got a long way to go before Paramount+ reaches a cadence of relevance for cable shows:

• Star Falls (2018) – CANCELLED
• Cousins for Life (2018) – CANCELLED (One of MANY Nick catalog no-shows in 2021, they never rescheduled them)
• Middle School Moguls (2019) – CANCELLED
• Astronauts (2020) – CANCELLED – Arriving January 27
• Group Chat (2020) – CANCELLED
• Unfiltered (2020) – CANCELLED
• Unleashed (2020) – CANCELLED
• Drama Club (2021) – CANCELLED
• The Barbarian and the Troll (2021) – CANCELLED
• That Girl Lay Lay (2021) – Arriving February 2
• The Patrick Star Show (2021)
• Tooned In (2021)
• Middlemost Post (2021) – CANCELLED
• Warped (2022) – CANCELLED
• Face’s Music Party (2022)
• Monster High (2022)
• The Tiny Chef Show (2022)
• The Really Loud House (2022)

and that’s not even taking into account the many episodes / fully aired seasons still missing from shows like:

• Side Hustle
• Danger Force
• The Loud House
• The Casagrandes
• It’s Pony

etc. So any praise is minimal until we see much quicker progress.

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Library Brand Breakdown

[NICK] – 2

[MTV] – 2

[SHOWTIME] – 2

[VH1] – 1

[PARAMOUNT NETWORK] – 1

[CBS] – 1

[CMT] – 0

[COMEDY CENTRAL] – 0

[BET] – 0

[AWESOMENESS] – 0

| 🦥 – How long did it take Paramount+ to add this season?

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Arriving On Paramount+ February 2023

Streaming February 1

• 40 Days and 40 Nights
• 5 Card Stud
• A Man Called Horse
• A Mighty Heart
• A Night At The Roxbury
• Addams Family Values
• Adore
• Adventureland
• Alfie
• Almost Famous
• An Ideal Husband
• Angela’s Ashes
• Arrivederci, Baby!
• Ashby
• Asylum
• Avalon
• Back Roads
• Backstage
• Barbarella
• Barefoot In The Park
• Berlin, I Love You
• Bewitched
• Big Jake
• Birthday Girl
• Blue in the Face
• Breakfast at Tiffany’s
• Bright Lights, Big City
• Bringing Out the Dead
• Captive
• Carriers
• The Challenge (Season 36) [MTV] |🦥 – Season finale aired April 21, 2021. Since then, season 37 aired and 38 is airing.
• Chaplin
• Chasing Amy
• Christine
• Cinderfella
• Cinema Paradiso
• City of God
• City of Men
• Cliffhanger
• Committed
• Cool World
• Coyote Ugly
• Critical Condition
• Cruel Intentions
• Dakota
• Days of Heaven
• Dead Presidents
• Dear White People
• Denver & The Rio Grande
• Dinner For Schmucks
• Dirty Dancing
• Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
• Donovan’s Reef
• Doubt
• Downhill Racer
• Duplex
• Easy Come, Easy Go
• Edward Scissorhands
• El Paso
• Ella Enchanted
• Enduring Love
• Enemy At the Gates
• Event Horizon
• Extraordinary Measures
• Falling in Love
• Fancy Pants
• Faster
• Fist of Fury
• Flame of Barbary Coast
• Flight
• Footloose
• Four Brothers
• From Russia with Love
• Fun in Acapulco
• Funny Face
• Get Bruce!
• Goldfinger
• Gotta Dance
• Gridiron Gang
• Hamlet
• Harold and Maude
• He Said, She Said
• Heaven Can Wait
• Heller in Pink Tights
• Hellfire
• House of Sand and Fog
• Hurry Sundown
• I.Q.
• If Beale Street Could Talk
• In Old California
• In The Bedroom
• In the Heat of the Night
• Indiscreet
• Inherit the Wind
• It Started in Naples
• It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
• Italian for Beginners
• Jailbreakers
• Jane Eyre
• Jersey Girl
• Johnny Suede
• Just a Kiss
• Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain
• King Kong
• Leadbelly
• Lee Daniels’ The Butler
• Let’s Dance
• Love, Rosie
• Mad Hot Ballroom
• Malena
• Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom
• Margot At The Wedding
• Marvin’s Room
• Mean Girls
• Meet the Navy
• Moby Dick
• Muriel’s Wedding
• My Fair Lady
• Nacho Libre
• Never Say Never Again
• No Strings Attached
• Nobody’s Fool
• Only the Strong Survive
• Open Season
• Orange County
• Paradise, Hawaiian Style
• Pearl Harbor
• Rat Race
• Red River Range
• Rhyme & Reason
• Rio Grande
• Rio Lobo
• Rollerball
• Roustabout
• Runaway Bride
• Sabrina
• Scream
• Scream 2
• Scream 3
• Senseless
• Serendipity
• She’s the Man
• Sidewalks Of New York
• Silverado
• Sirens
• Some Like It Hot
• Spanish Fly
• Stealth
• Strike!
• Summer and Smoke
• Tank Girl
• Testament
• Texas Rangers
• The Addams Family
• The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
• The April Fools
• The Cider House Rules
• The Conversation
• The Country Girl
• The Cowboy and the Lady
• The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
• The Fighting Seabees
• The Gambler
• The Great Gatsby
• The Great Missouri Raid
• The Greatest Show on Earth
• The Grifters
• The Heart of the Game
• The Hours
• The Kid
• The Kite Runner
• The Lookout
• The Love Letter
• The Loved Ones
• The Mechanic
• The Odd Couple
• The Opposite Sex And How To Live With Them
• The Original Kings of Comedy
• The Overland Stage Raiders
• The Parallax View
• The Piano
• The Portrait of a Lady
• The Rat Race
• The Score
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• The Station Agent
• The Switch
• The Talented Mr. Ripley
• The Tin Star
• The To Do List
• The Wedding Planner
• The Words
• There Will Be Blood
• Three Days of the Condor
• Three Faces West
• Tootsie
• Trainspotting
• Tropic of Cancer
• Turbulence
• Under Capricorn
• Underclassman
• Vertical Limit
• Waiting to Exhale
• We Were Soldiers
• Westward Ho
• What Women Want
• What’s Love Got to Do with It
• Winchester
• Wonder Boys
• World Trade Center
• Yours, Mine & Ours

Streaming February 2

• Murder in Big Horn (Season 1) [SHOWTIME] – (Editor’s Note: This docuseries doesn’t air until the next day on ShowTime!)
• That Girl Lay Lay (Season 1) [NICK] |🦥 – Season finale aired December 2021. Season 1 joined Netflix January 2022. Season 2 is airing.

Streaming February 4

• Bellator 290: Bader vs. Fedor 2

Streaming February 5

• The 65th Annual Grammy Awards (Editor’s Clue: Unlike Disney and Disney+, Paramount does their job.)
• The Peanut Butter Falcon

Streaming February 6

• Devil’s Workshop

Streaming February 8

• Oasis – There We Were…Now Here We Are
• VH1s Couples Retreat (Season 1) [VH1] |🦥 – Season finale aired May 30, 2021. Season 2 finale aired June 26, 2022.

Streaming February 10

• At Midnight

Streaming February 11

• If I Stay

Streaming February 12

• Editor’s Clue: Paramount press has denoted that this date’s titles are TBA. Something planned, but not confirmed yet. Never seen this before. Feels like they sent it out too early.

Streaming February 13

• Editor’s Clue: Paramount press has denoted that this date’s titles are TBA. Something planned, but not confirmed yet. Never seen this before. Feels like they sent it out too early.

Streaming February 14

• Editor’s Clue: Paramount press has denoted that this date’s titles are TBA. Something planned, but not confirmed yet. Never seen this before. Feels like they sent it out too early.

Streaming February 15

• The Challenge: Australia (Season 1) –Editor’s Clue: Finale Aired December 2022?! So why no sloth on this one? Because Paramount’s unacceptable, horrendous windowing is only for USA cable networks like Nickelodeon, MTV, and VH1. This is an Australian series that aired on their Network 10 channel. Crazy, right? Fix your damn windowing in USA!
• Tyler Perry’s Young Dylan (Season 2) [NICK] | 🦥 Season 2 finale aired December 2021. Season 3 is airing. As usual, they have not shared how many episodes. We are going to warn you, this will NOT be the full season. Since December 2021 is not 1.5 years in the past this will likely be S2 Eps 1-10, aka the first half.

Streaming February 16

• The 12th Victim
• Star Trek: Picard Season 3 premiere (Final Season) — PARAMOUNT+ ORIGINAL

Streaming February 18

• Cloverfield

Streaming February 19

• The Equalizer (Season 3) [CBS]

Streaming February 20

• Cyrano

Streaming February 22

• 10 Years of Noise and Confusion: Oasis Live at Barrowlands
• Bar Rescue (Season 8) [PARAMOUNT NETWORK] | 🦥 Season 8 finale aired June 2022. It seems too early for the full season unless Paramount Network has slightly better windowing.
• Formula E Unplugged (Season 1) – UK series
• Teen Mom 2 (Season 10) [MTV] 🦥 Season 8 finale aired June 2022.

Streaming February 25

• The Challenge: UK (Season 1) –Editor’s Clue: Like the earlier addition of The Challenge: Australia, this is arriving immediately after airing. Just crazy how poorly scheduled the USA cable shows are and this draws so much attention to that.

Streaming February 26

• The Circus (Season 8) [SHOWTIME] – Has not even premiered yet. This is the 2nd Showtime title listed this month. Are we witnessing the quiet transition to a full merger?! Probably not, would be too good to be true.

Streaming February 28

• FBI True (2023)